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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1237: Jesse Thorn, Fashionable Person

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2012

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Luke realizes he has the power to raise things from the dead, plus, Jesse Thorn from Bullseye! stops by to give Luke advice for his upcoming suit project "Operation Fancy Pants"

Transcript

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0:00.0

An old Gus is the biggest catfish in the pond.

0:02.8

Legend has it, the only bait that'll catch old Gus is a piece of old Gus himself.

0:07.2

So every time they catch him, they cut off a little piece of him.

0:10.3

So they can catch him.

0:11.6

Now, how did the very first person catch old Gus?

0:14.1

Well, that's a story for another time.

0:16.8

T-B-T-L!

0:22.1

I want to hug Taiyuu and hide you in the luggage compartment of a grand bus with just a bowl of dirty water.

0:27.5

I love you too.

0:28.8

I love how every year the media counts out the giants and then they go on some amazing run in the playoffs.

0:34.3

Wow, you're a chick.

0:35.8

Let the boys talk about sports sweetheart.

0:38.0

I know more about football than you do.

0:39.7

Oh really, what was the first Super Bowl?

0:41.4

1967, what is it running back to?

0:43.7

He gets paid.

0:45.6

Did you what?

0:46.6

I already answered your question.

0:47.8

I figured he had to be a sport, but he wasn't a sport.

0:50.2

You have a very gentle face and a very erotic physique.

0:55.7

I can sign up for the football's team.

0:58.2

It's about whether he needs me.

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