Episode #1225: Adam Carolla!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2012
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
The Ace Man himself stops by to discuss his dream employment scenario, whether or not he's an alcoholic and why he talks about, ahem, 'self-love' so much on his show.
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| 0:00.0 | My daughter told me a joke the other day. |
| 0:02.0 | And she tells great jokes. |
| 0:04.6 | I've been doing comedy for 25 years. |
| 0:06.3 | I know every joke. |
| 0:08.1 | Even if I haven't heard it, you start telling me a joke. |
| 0:10.1 | I know I know how it's going to work. |
| 0:11.8 | But her jokes, I have no idea what's going to happen. |
| 0:14.3 | I have no idea. |
| 0:16.2 | This is the joke she told me the day. |
| 0:17.4 | She said, who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? |
| 0:28.2 | Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? |
| 0:31.1 | Already, I love this joke. |
| 0:32.6 | I have not heard this joke. |
| 0:34.8 | This is a new joke for me. |
| 0:37.1 | Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? |
| 0:39.8 | And I said, who? |
| 0:40.4 | And she said, just the people who are in charge of that decision. |
| 0:43.2 | TVTL. |
| 0:48.2 | This is my sandbox. |
| 0:49.8 | I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. |
| 0:52.0 | That's where I saw the leprechaun. |
| 0:54.5 | He told me to burn things. |
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