Gambling is anything about gambling it's not gambling when you know you're going to win counting cards is a full-proof system

It's also illegal. It's not illegal. It's frowned upon like

masturbating on an airplane TV T.M.

What's up internet? What's up? I thought you was in Hawaii a lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii

You're not special. You're not exceptional

Contrary to what your U9 soccer trophy suggests your glowing seventh grade report card despite every assurance of a certain

Corpulent purple dinosaur that nice mr. Rodgers and your baddie on Sylvia

You are nothing special hey mom the meatloaf

We want it now the meatloaf. Let's forget all this nastyness and have some whole some freshly delivered pizza. Ciao

Please no, I want stop

Don't do that. We don't do that because you didn't even use it in the right way. I can't understand a word you said the whole time

Do you eat some peanut butter or something? Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof here, ma'am

Hey there folks welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of tbtl

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Oh, you're gonna. I love the lift and tweedle out of this

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host this episode 1,200 and

24 in a collector's series like going from primary to

I don't know

We're brother primary. That's right. We have all kinds of stuff to talk about with you and with our very special guest today

Hi, this is Luke mom Suzie coming tonight on tbtl

You wonderfully talented Ellen four needs here author of the new a graphic memoir called marbles

We'll be talking to her in just a moment first right over there

Seattle's newest radio star slash wookie

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