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The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

Episode 121: Talking butt stuff with Zach Miller

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4603 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Perfect 10 Podcast, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz talk to guest, comedian Zach Miller where we get personal about how to clean your butt and about eating butt. It's all about the butt on this gross episode of the podcast. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, it's the Perfect Tem podcast, and you're listening to myself, Lana Turner, and of course, Miss Nikki Wants.

0:15.5

Hello.

0:16.1

And we have a very lovely guest today.

0:18.9

What up?

0:19.5

Fellow comedian, Zach Miller. How are you? How are you? I'm having a good run with you right now, Zach. Yeah, we've done like, what, two shows in a week. Yeah. Which, and that was like after another one. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, we hit a streak. Yeah. And then we probably won't see each other for like six months. Yeah, more. Who knows? The gigs were crazy getting, Nikki did a crazy gig last night. We did a crazy gig all connected via Stone or Rob, right? Yeah, actually. All connected Stone or Rob, yep. Yeah, which you did the Blacklist. Yes. Which, how'll that go? That was fun. Blacklist is like an event. It's a weed event. It's a marijuana convention. Yeah. And they have a stage in which you're in front of people who are high out of their minds and can barely register what's going on in front of them. And you've got to make them laugh. Even if you're just holding their attention, it's like a room full of cats.

1:12.4

Well, it's a vendor's a vendor's event.

1:14.6

So like they have booths and different like,

1:17.5

you know, medicinal marijuana vendors come

1:20.8

and talk about their shit.

1:21.8

So like you're doing the show.

1:23.3

How high are you right now?

1:24.8

Currently?

1:25.4

Yes.

1:26.4

Like, do you want me to talk in like the planetary scale or one to ten? Planetary. I'm probably, like, between the moon and Mars. Like, that's not that bad. Oh. And what is that on a one to ten? Like a, I don't know. Like a three? Like a four and a half. What's a planetary 10?

1:45.8

A planetary 10 is like, that's actually when you switch dimensions.

1:50.8

You get beyond.

1:51.7

It goes the moon, Mars, andromeda galaxy, then dimension switch.

1:59.0

Oh, you don't even see in this universe.

2:01.2

I mean, in our galaxy very long.

2:03.1

I mean, when you go to the limit, you know what I mean?

2:05.3

Like, it is what it is.

2:07.1

It's my very educated mother just served us notches.

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