Hey guys, it's The Perfect Ten podcast. I'm Lana Turner.

And of course, Nikki Wants is sitting right here.

Hi.

And Aaron is on the soundboard.

Hi, guys.

And I don't even know where to start today because we were talking about so many funny things right before we turned on the microphone.

I mean, my God, we were trying to catch up on the wipeies from last week and wipeies won, right guys?

Wipees one.

Hashtag team Aaron.

Hashtag team Aaron.

Definitely pro-wipey.

And then we got what, shitmit reactions to that, to your disgusting shit story?

Yes. That was disgusting. It was disgusting. Yeah, but I tip my hat to you nonetheless.

I know. I just, I'm an open book and it's weird. I just kept thinking about that you were at somebody's house and like they found your turn on their windowsill. On their window sill. That's like what came by here, a teradactyl? You know, it's like what was, how? Obviously wasn't a very large. A New York bird, like a New York homeless bird just sitting on windowsills. I know. It's like, how did that?

Oh, God, I can't believe I did that. I can't believe I even talk about it. You know, you know what, though? I have really bad. I have a couple of embarrassing shit stories. We all do. Yeah. You know, I had a boyfriend that I know, I knew that he was in love with me because it was, We hiked in the Himalaya and they had an outhouse, but there was no electricity. We were at the very top. It was the Annapernis Road. It's this amazing thing, like a 12-day hike through the, like, Himalayas. So cool. But I'm at the very top of this mountain, and I open, I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. So I open the door and I look up and it's so beautiful.

You can touch the night. So I open the door and I look up and like it's so beautiful, like you can touch the stars and then I have to run through the cold down to this little outhouse and I kick open the door but there's no light. It's pitch black. So when the door shuts, you just have to guess where the hole is in the center of the outhouse and I don't want to fall in the hole so I have to kind of gauge back so I open the door light from the moon and stars comes

in door shuts pitch black step back approximately three steps squat hand on my

business go leave next morning apparently there was you missed you missed and this sweet guy he cleaned up

after me oh man that's how you know that somebody loves you that's true that's yeah that's good that he was like cool about it. Yeah, no, I know.

I'm blushing now and it's been like odd. I don't know how many years. But that's a, like,

that's how you know. But it's funny because I think that that hole in the ground much more

sanitary. And you were saying that you tweeted something about that you got a huge reaction on Twitter about the toilet seat covers? Yeah, that they're for pussies. Like, in other words, do you sit on the public seat? Or do you just hover? I guess I hope. It depends on... You have to think too long. I know, I thought too long about it. You sit on the seat. It depends.

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