Episode 120: The most personal Perfect 10 episode and introducing first times
The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 27 April 2016
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In this weeks episode of The Perfect 10, host Lahna Turner and co-host Nikki Wantz get extremely personal about reliving high school and introduce a new ongoing topic, first times! This first time is VIRGINITY. They both have polar opposite stories of how their first time went and Lahna debuts a preview of her new song with the working title, Symbiotic song. At the end of this episode they were scared to even post it because it gets so personal, it's almost intrusive. Check it out!
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| 0:00.0 | You picket me like a bird cleans a crocodile's teeth of meat. |
| 0:07.0 | A clownfish to an an enemy, it's kind of sweet. |
| 0:10.0 | A pollinator to a flower, you're always on my back. |
| 0:14.0 | You're the bacteria in my intestinal track. |
| 0:19.0 | Through good and bad and heavy inside you're the clock that makes me tick a parasitic kind of dependency |
| 0:31.6 | We're symbiotic |
| 0:33.6 | Symbiotic |
| 0:35.6 | Syedomyotid Like the Kardashian bings, guys that are black |
| 0:42.3 | Can fit in my life like a thong in my back crack |
| 0:46.3 | Like a hipster with a mustache, the noodles in my soup |
| 0:49.3 | How a stripper loves cash, you're the corn in my soup. Symbiotic. |
| 0:56.0 | Our mom is like now, together we stick like a colds are on a whore. |
| 1:02.0 | We're symbiotic. |
| 1:04.0 | Symbiotic. |
| 1:05.0 | Symbiotic. |
| 1:07.0 | Symbiotic. |
| 1:10.0 | Like Angelina Jolie needs tits or a daughter Michael Vick, |
| 1:16.6 | Like Chris Brown hits Rihanna, How Ellen loves vagina, Like China and no leaden toys toys How the banks need a bailout |
| 1:29.3 | The priesthood needs boys |
| 1:31.3 | Like Mexicans and home |
| 1:33.3 | Depot, it's true |
| 1:34.3 | You're the money |
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