Episode 121: Ransoming Eggs, Remembering Free Bird, & The Migration of In-N-Out Burger

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Blonde Ale from Scotty’s Bierwerks in Cape Coral FL. She reviews her weekend doing shows in Fort Pierce, Coral Springs, and Fort Meyers, and having the opportunity to spend time catching up with her friends Greg Gumbel and then Bob Ley over the weekend.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Queen Dolly is working on a rock album, which will include duets with Cher and Stevie Nicks.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Kraft Tangy Bacon Catalina dressing, and Ruffles KFC flavored chips.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Britney Spears’ freedom, and the Vatican is reopening the 1983 cold case of the “Vatican Girl.”

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a Megalodon tooth off the coast of Maryland, the ancient Temple of Poseidon is found in Greece., and a man buys a $2 photograph of Billy the Kid worth $5M in a thrift shop.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on In-N-Out Burger’s expansion into Tennessee, the Missouri Republican Party tightens the dress code for women in the House, the skyrocketing price of eggs due to the avian flu, daredevil Robbie Knievel dies at age 60, 411 is going out of service, FTX bankruptcy filings reveal how much celebrities invested and lost, and Marie Osmond discusses her kids inheritance.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “George & Tammy” on Showtime, and “If I Leave Here Tomorrow” on Netflix.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:20.7	Trap out! I still have a cold week three. Man, I'm telling you, but we're not going
0:35.2	to dwell on that. No, I don't have COVID. No, if you go to the Walgreens dock in the box,
0:41.7	they check you for that, just in case, but I already checked myself, because I didn't want
0:45.7	to go to Walgreens with COVID, because then they'd yell at me for coming there with COVID.
0:53.3	This is a very, I'm eating a potato chip. A term I brought, I mean, these are from Canada.
0:59.6	Kentucky fried chicken potato chips, ruffles. I've never heard of that before, but you know
1:05.4	what I want to get to Kentucky fried chicken for? They have a new chicken pot pie. I saw a commercial.
1:11.6	It looks delicious. These are really good, though. They kind of taste a little catch-upy.
1:18.4	We've got the front fried. Yeah, Canada chips. This is from Stephanie or Steven. I can't read
1:26.8	it. The right is too small. Stephanie, I think, anyway. That came in the mail. Back stage,
1:33.5	I got some beers from termites. Linda, I was in Fort Myers. I was in Fort Pierce, and then I was
1:42.3	in Coral Springs, which is on the edge of the Everglades. It was super creepy, because there's a
1:47.2	Mary out there. It's like one of those Marriots that they let go, and I'm an ambassador. So,
1:53.2	Mary out, you take, you should take what I say with a little more grain, grains of salt,
1:58.3	because these ladies in Marriots over 200 nights a year, otherwise it wouldn't be an ambassador.
2:02.9	It's like this Marriot got forgotten during COVID, and then they just never went,
2:09.9	shit, what about Coral Springs? There's no food, there's no bars kind of open.
2:20.3	There's a defunct golf course, and the Everglades is eating it back up on its own.
2:25.4	What? Oh, it was a TCP Heron course. Yeah, it was called a TCP Heron. It's just like everybody forgot
2:32.9	about it. It was all kids, hockey teams and stuff, which is fine, but it's like you got it.
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