Episode 120: McDonalds’ Unhappy Meal, Disconnecting 411 & Piloting The Wienermobile

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Full Nelson Virginia Pale Ale from Blue Mountain Brewery. She reviews her weekend in Washington DC and Charles Town, WV doing a show at Hollywood Casino.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Queen Cher attended Adele’s NYE concert in Vegas.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Herr’s Jalapeno Popper Cheese Curls, Herr’s Old Bay Cheese Curls, and Fuzzy’s Taco Shop’s Butt Burnin’ hot sauce.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the Bed, Bath, & Beyond bankruptcy.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a King Henry III gold penny, and an enormous Viking hall is unearthed in Denmark.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the recent disappearance of Scientologist David Miscavige, mysterious antennas are appearing in the hills around Salt Lake City, Caesars Entertainment $5M “Emperor Package” details are released, Delta Airlines plans to be the first airline to offer free wifi, the Great Salt Lake is set to evaporate within five years, the Japanese government offers families 1M yen per child to leave Tokyo, McDonald’s opens its first highly automated restaurant in TX, El Chapo’s son Ovidio is arrested in Mexico, and Oscar Mayer is hiring Wienermobile pilots.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Yellowjackets” on Showtime, and “1923” on Paramount+.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.3	Termites! Episode 120! Yeah, I know my voice a little
0:29.6	wet, but I'm fine. Episode 120 is great, right? I'm a lot more alert than last
0:37.6	week. I apologize. Last week's show was a little scattered. I was scattered on
0:41.0	cold medicine. What are you gonna do? Better. Yes, better. I had a coughing fit on
0:46.5	stage with a little embarrassing, but other than that, everything's fine.
0:49.6	Everything's fine. West Virginia was so much fun. Drove over the Shenandoah
0:56.0	People have no idea that you can leave Washington, D.C. and within an hour
1:01.3	15 minutes be in the hills of West Virginia, and the Shenandoah River is
1:06.1	really as pretty as John never says it is. Yeah, there's like rocks in it
1:10.1	everywhere. It looks like you could just goof off there all day long. It also
1:14.2	looks like in those, you know, the British and early, what early American
1:19.6	movies? Like you could just early times, times ago, you could just see Indians coming
1:24.5	down in canoes. Like, it's very scenic. It's very scenic. And D.C. was empty
1:31.6	this week. So note to all people who ever want to go to D.C. go the week
1:36.8	after New Year's Eve. There was nobody there. I've never seen it that empty
1:41.4	in a great way. Like if you wanted to go in Smithsonian, you want to go do
1:44.3	whatever you want to do. Just nobody around, especially on the weekend.
1:49.4	Did I go? I went to the old epic grill. Of course I did. I even invited
1:54.0	I invited Lewis down. Buddy couldn't come. I'm like, well, it'd just be me and Michael
1:59.3	then the opener, sad times. I mean, it's good for me and Michael. We'll eat all your food,
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