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Madigan's Pubcast

Episode 122: Capturing Toadzilla, Exploring Gatorland, & The Oldest Viking Runestone

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Bench Life lager from Green Bench Brewing in St. Pete. She reviews the activities of her weekend playing shows in St. Pete and Orlando, FL including golfing with her parents and visiting Gatorland. 

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen shares that Queen Stevie has announced new solo Tour dates for Spring 2023. 

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food, Kathleen samples Tampa Bay Hot Sauce Company’s Original sauce, Lay’s Sweet & Salty Dipped Clusters, and Frank’s Red Hot bloody mary mix

UPDATES: Kathleen gives updates on Britney Spears’ name change, Elizabeth Holmes attempts to flee to Mexico, Mattress Mack makes a massive Super Bowl bet on the Cowboys

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of an original van Dyck oil painting in a farm shed worth $3M, and the world’s oldest Viking runestone is found in Norway.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles on the recent passing of the oldest person in the world France’s Sister Andre (and her successor is on Twitter), USPS stamp prices are increasing again in February 2023, the discovery of a new penguin colony in Antarctica, Culver’s has announced that they are switching from Pepsi to Coca-Cola, the Fyre Festival founder launches a new scam, a struggling pig kills a butcher in Hong Kong, and “Toadzilla” is captured in Australia. 

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching Season 2 of “The Hunters” on Amazon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab

0:12.9

yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.

0:17.9

Turbites, it's episode 122. Welcome. The special has been announced. Amazon Original,

0:32.7

which February 21st, hunting Bigfoot, to be two days before my dad's birthday, three days

0:40.0

before my sister's birthday. I don't know how exciting. All the Pisces, the February babies.

0:48.2

And here's the difference. When it's an original, that means it'll just automatically pop up

0:52.6

on your screen of new releases, because you can post a special to Amazon. But if it's

0:58.4

not original, you'd have to go search in and all that. So very happy. It's an original.

1:05.2

And there you go. Yeah, Amazon to children have been quite nice. And they're actually doing

1:12.1

things. I'm going to stay for my Netflix special. They were very nice, but nobody did anything.

1:18.8

They just posted it, which is also fine. But this is a little more fun because of the Amazon

1:23.2

to children are doing stuff. Yeah. So that's all good. So that was enough. I am back from

1:30.4

Florida. Many things. Well, I went to my mom and dad for a couple days. And I went golfing

1:39.2

with my dad. And I had to use my mom's clubs because I feel like flying glows down there.

1:43.5

I have never seen such a shit show of a golf bag. And I posted it online. And I sent it

1:48.4

to my brother and I go check out mom's golf bag. I'm pretty sure this is illegal. There's

1:53.1

like a million clubs in it. But what I found most bizarre, there's three five woods, no

1:58.8

three wood. For you people who don't golf, that is not normal. It's extremely strange.

2:05.1

And I said, Mom, what's up with? And no three wood. She's done with that club forever.

2:10.5

For the rest of her life, she's never hitting a three wood or a four wood. She's done.

2:14.7

Doesn't get enough height. Well, that's because you're not hitting it right. It gets height.

2:21.8

Mine gets height. I said, Mom, what is going on with the inordinate amount of five woods?

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