Obviously, your kid needs a male role models because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can see for because he's your son. No, you spent all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.

They do. Do you know how to read? I get by. All right. What do you know? You know, like red means stop. Great. Green means go. Good. Yellow's the other one.

TVTL. If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times. I love you. We would like a large pie with pepper and a pineapple and cheese your crust. I did not and never would mean what some people have inferred I meant when I use the words I accidentally chose. I hope that clarifies the issue.

And this can be the last word on those words. So what are you trying to say? It's trying to say that I am so big. My bum is so big. You need to order to various countries far away to get enough material to make a pair of pants so I can fit my incredibly obese buttocks into a pair of your specially made little suits.

Objection on the grounds that I'm like what? You want you you could do so you you could you you want I don't understand.

Come on, come on, Turkey from Jive Turkey, God bless you know. Well, well, well, well, what do we have here? If I didn't know better, I'd think it's a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL show that just might be too beautiful to live.

It's happened before it might happen again. Hey, thanks a listener, Sam. For that awesome little drop. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, except so 1,205 in a collector series. I think just the tip just the tip. I'm doing that for memory, but I think it is 1,205.

It is political correctness to run a moke. We know it's that much. That is inarguable. We've got lots of talk about with you, not before we get this guy on the line from right over there.

I'm in a glass case of emotion. Today was Andrew Wells. Hey, how's it going Luke? Good. How was your weekend? It was good. It feels like forever since we've done this. Yeah, it has been because I was in Chicago. Yeah. So Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we didn't do it together.

Yeah, Friday, we did that remote thing. But we know we did do it. But we weren't in the same room, I guess, on Friday. Yeah, Friday. That was, um, it was groundbreaking recording for us. I'm looking for, I mean, I assume that we will win more awards after that broadcast. Some sort of groundbreaking pod cast or you.

Yeah. Well, it did feature. I don't know if I'll be able to find this on the fly. I had designs on playing this. And then, of course, I sort of forgot about it. So I'm trying to now like dig into the old TBTL files and see if I can find this on the quick. And it is the end of Friday's show where I was, let's see, don't say, oh, well, forget it.

I can't talk and find it. No, because it's too involved. Basically, if in order to find this old file that I want, which has the end of Friday's show, I'll have to overwrite a different file, which we need for today's show. So just trust me on it. If you didn't hear the end of Friday's show yet, I'm in the cab. And there's a very nice cab driver there. And I, you know, I did this a different time before asked the cab driver to say no mountain to tall and good luck to all in their first language, because oftentimes cab drivers are from some other country.

Well, this guy turned out has been living in America so long. He was Chinese, I believe, from Hong Kong originally, but he didn't actually speak Chinese. So then I said, well, will you just say it in English? And he just a lot of times, if, if somebody, if I was a cab driver and somebody, and I was a cab driver in Hong Kong and somebody got on the cab and started doing a radio show, because for those of you who missed it, I recorded my part of the program from the cab in Chicago, Andrew recorded his part in his secret smoking attic.

And then we combined the files later to make a seamless audio program.

You're getting me in trouble, by the way. It's not such a secret anymore. Just so you know, it was a secret smoking attic. Really?

Now it's not so much a secret. But is it still a smoking attic?

We're working it out. It's good. I'm helping you grow a pair, you know what I'm saying? Basically, I'm doing this weirdo recording from inside the cab.

This guy is just like completely unfazed. And then at some point, I say, well, will you say for me the phrase no mountain to tall and good luck to all?

And he just goes right into it. His own version of it, but still just goes right into it. And then just like, okay, thanks a lot.

It was like jazz. That's the best way I can describe it. Like he kind of took this basic concept and then just like really freestyleed on it.

And it may have been the best out ever. No offense.

No, none taken. It was incredible. And then it wasn't like a thing where he asked, well, hey, where am I going to hear this?

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