4.9 • 629 Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2025
⏱️ 97 minutes
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SUMMARY: Matt's goal of 100 miles is thwarted by a bunch of cute animals. Paul gets a new lawn mower. Matt gets a medical procedure in a cruise ship cabin, and RJ Owens comes by to tell a "hand job story." Also, talk of penis sizes, ball sacks, and a Scoopardy.
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0:00.0 | Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. But I'm glad you're here, because I would like to thank you the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you, ice cream truck drivers. These are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now, I'd like to thank Dead Laslo, Feefei, Jake Schneider, Jason Klepper, Jeff Harris, Jonathan, |
0:23.2 | and Lori Ellsroth. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks, |
0:28.7 | head over to preaching fun.com. Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an |
0:32.2 | ice cream truck driver. Get thanked at this part of a future show, and who knows. |
0:38.1 | The weather. |
0:39.5 | Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front? |
0:42.6 | Hmm, how naughty. |
0:44.0 | I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. |
0:47.1 | The night will be wild and untamed. |
0:49.2 | Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. |
0:53.0 | By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely |
0:56.0 | reaching their peak in the afternoon. Not in the mood for miserable weather? Fly cheaply to Turkey |
1:02.6 | with Sun Express. Sun Express, non-stop sunshine. The life you save may be your own. |
1:11.3 | Maybe. |
1:14.8 | I didn't do a good job of fading that music out. |
1:15.6 | I just, uh... It was a little abrupt. |
1:16.9 | I just hit a stop button instead of the fade out button. |
1:19.0 | That's what it was. |
1:19.7 | It's a different button entirely. |
1:21.8 | Yeah. |
1:22.1 | Hey, Johnny. |
1:22.9 | Do you want to go to an ice cream social? |
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