Episode 1203: Six Hours of Paul

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: Paul organizes an 'Improv for Podcasting' workshop in Pennsylvania. Matt enjoys the thrill of victory at a soccer game and the agony of the feces while buying a cake. Jacob gets chased down The Strip and whipped, then helps a neighbor with a car battery. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

Go to poduty.com for info on "Improvisation for Podcasting with Paul Mattingly," coming May 24 at Poduty Live's Podcast Theater at Harrisons on Corbet in Tarentum, Pa.

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0:00.0	It's that time. It's my favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show where we get to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Thank you ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers? Well, these are the motherfuckers that deliver this fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes every single week, twice a week week right now I'd like to thank
0:21.5	Scoopcata slurpy Kaye motherfucker it's Christine Ellsessor Christy Salinas
0:26.6	Darren Cunningham Darth Scooper and David Walker if you want to be an ice cream
0:31.6	truck driver just like these fine folks head over to preaching fun.com preaching fun
0:35.7	com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:46.1	Here's the program.
0:47.6	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:51.4	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:52.8	Great, let's go.
0:55.3	The weather.
0:56.7	Tomorrow, expect a...
0:58.4	Biting cold front.
0:59.7	Mmm, how naughty.
1:01.1	I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
1:04.2	The night will be wild and untamed.
1:06.4	Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
1:10.2	By Monday, temperatures will rise, but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.
1:16.3	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
1:18.5	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
1:21.4	Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.
1:25.3	Paul, you're teaching a class.
1:28.0	I am.
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