Episode 1205: A Dystopian Barstow Happy Meal with Nicholas Newman

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Mayday! Paul is absent due to a power outage, but visiting Scoops Kevin and Susan help fill the void with their story attending the Penn & Teller show. Matt's playing the Magic Castle with Alex Ramon but has a not-so-happy experience getting there. Nicholas Newman joins in to talk about our new horse racing podcast and what's going on with the industry.

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0:00.0	Oh, hello there. I didn't see you there. But I'm glad you're here. It's time to thank the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream truck drivers? Why, these are the fine folks to deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes. Right now, I'd like to thank Leah and Cassab, Malia, Mike, Sarah Boyle, Thunder, Cougar, Falcon, Scoop,
0:23.0	Travis Jaguri, and Jacob Dinklaker.
0:25.6	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks, head over to
0:29.3	preaching fun.com.
0:30.6	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:34.0	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:40.3	But likely someone else's.
0:42.7	Probably.
0:43.4	Yeah.
0:43.7	I mean, it all, they're just a lot of other people.
0:46.3	Yeah.
0:46.8	There's more of them than there are of you.
0:48.7	Yeah, just statistically speaking.
0:50.8	Someone else.
0:51.1	Do you want to go to your ice cream social?
0:53.5	Yeah, I I love to.
0:54.9	Great.
0:55.4	Let's go.
0:58.4	Oh, hello, Paul.
0:59.5	How are you doing today?
1:00.2	We don't have Paul, Jacob.
1:01.8	We don't have all today.
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