Episode 1202: A Gorilla Gets Into a Car with Harry the Gorillagician

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Harry the Gorillagician visits The Churn, but first Matt needs to walk the extra mile for the kids. Harry comes from a debut performance on "Fool Us," gets into his Matt-like experience with "America's Got Talent," and gives Piff the Magic Dragon pause for concern at their first meeting. Plus a Scoopardy. For more gorilla magic, go to gorillagician.com!

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0:00.0	It's that time. It's time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:06.3	Thank you so much to all those ice cream truck drivers out there.
0:09.5	Every single one of them.
0:11.2	These are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:14.9	Right now I'd like to thank Ice Blue Scoop.
0:17.2	I want a Scoop baby.
0:18.5	Paul's brother, Pyro, Sacks Guy, Jimmy D. Scoop, Scoop Brady, Scoop DeJure,
0:24.4	and Coach Rat bastard.
0:26.6	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks, preaching fun.com
0:30.9	is where you can go, preaching fun.com, head over there, sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:35.9	and who knows, the life you save may be your own
0:40.3	the chimp you shave might be your own
0:44.4	maybe here's a show
0:46.7	hey johnny do you want to go to an ice cream social
0:50.5	yeah i'd love to great let's go
0:53.8	uh harry the gorilla the weather tomorrow Social? Yeah, I'd love to. Great. Let's go.
0:57.4	The weather.
0:59.5	Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front.
1:00.9	Hmm, how naughty.
1:02.3	I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off.
1:05.4	The night will be wild and untamed.
1:07.5	Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin.
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