Episode #1200: Riding Out Hurricane Sandy

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2012

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

TBTL opens the phone lines to east coast listeners riding out Hurricane Sandy, and Luke is shocked when the first call just so happens to be his Aunt Cathy in Philly.

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0:00.0	Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinoes virtually invisible.
0:07.0	The weather service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard
0:10.0	from Winter Wonderland to a Class III kill storm.
0:13.0	Why don't we go stand up at Class III?
0:16.0	TVTN!
0:21.0	Now, many, many people have questions and very serious questions.
0:27.0	You heard what he said?
0:28.0	Did you hear what he said?
0:29.0	Yes, I heard what he said.
0:31.0	Doesn't make any difference what he says.
0:34.0	Does it?
0:35.0	No!
0:37.0	He's lying!
0:38.0	He's been lying for years!
0:40.0	And I'm gonna hold on to him!
0:42.0	You'll never get him!
0:44.0	Never!
0:45.0	It's like Hannibal Lecter had sex with a car alarm
0:47.0	and their offspring made a baby with the ghost of Saddam Hussein.
0:50.0	This is my sandbox.
0:52.0	I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
0:54.0	That's where I saw the leprechaun.
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