Episode #1199: Big Surprise, Luke Is An Idiot

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2012

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Luke feels regret over a decision to endorse a somewhat conservative political candidate.

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0:00.0	You know, if I could just get past this first lift, the rest would be a breeze. I know it. I'm telling you, Charles.
0:05.0	Charles?
0:07.0	Charles.
0:08.0	Hold on, wait a minute. Wait one second. I think I'm on to something here.
0:11.0	This is pure snow.
0:13.0	It's everywhere.
0:15.0	Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
0:18.0	Charles, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold it.
0:20.0	Ah!
0:21.0	Ah!
0:23.0	Ah!
0:24.0	Outrageous! I think I froze the left half of my brain.
0:28.0	Look! I can't move my right arm, TVTM!
0:36.0	Some of you are good to fit by time stupid, or I'm ridiculous, or I'm flammable, or I'm...
0:43.0	I don't care what you think. I love you. I want to marry you.
0:48.0	Do you want to dress up like Thor? I'll dress up like Thor? I'll dress up like Iron Man?
0:52.0	You look fun.
0:55.0	I'm very discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams.
1:00.0	Remember, you're on stage. You have to overemphasize everything.
1:05.0	You want everyone to see it. You want the person up close to see it, and you want the guy in the DJ mood to see it.
1:11.0	You want the security guard getting ready to walk in the front door to see it.
1:14.0	You want everyone to be able to see that you're on stage, and you're singing so much.
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