Oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid, childish, childish, this all freaks me out

of it, childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, childish, oh shit, who

the hell decided I was ready for this?

Hey, kits and doggies, it's uh, Fitsdog, Greg Fitsimits.

It's Allison, Allison Rosen.

Allison Rosen, how is your new podcast going, Allison?

It's going really well. I am having so much fun. Thank you for asking. It comes out on Saturdays.

It's called Up Worthy Weekly, my co-host and I disagree about so much. And yet still,

it is very, very fun. And I hope everyone will listen. How is your new podcast?

If I remember correctly, it is a daily podcast about hand jobs.

Hand jobs. It's a hand job podcast. And a lot of people are saying it's a crowded field.

How do you stand out? You know, is there something about yours that makes it differently? Yes, yes.

There is something about mine that makes it different.

What is it?

We are all masturbating during the entire podcast.

Oh, wow. Okay, so when we left off, you continued to develop the idea.

Because that was not part of it last time.

Well, that's a big part of it now. And it's a two-hour podcast.

Oh, I got it was only 90 seconds last time.

Now it's two hours.

Welcome to Childish, a podcast about raising children.

My kids are back. You've had your kids. My son has been away at college.

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