Chaldeche, oh shit. Last time I checked I was still a kid. Chaldeche, chaldeche. This all freaks me out of it. Chaldeche, oh shit. How can I pet when I'm still a kid? Chaldeche, oh shit. Who the hell decided I was ready for this?

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They want to get in the childish game. You know what? We have a little something Greg that is called heat and when you got it other people wanted.

Wait, I thought we had buzz.

We got buzz and they go together. It's like thunder and lightning. We got heat. We got buzz. We got pizzazz.

It's like a convection oven. It's buzzing and it's heating at the same time.

That's right. We got a fan in the back blowing our buzz and our heat around.

Unbelievable. I was wondering what that smell was. That's our buzz and heat.

It is. Yeah. Okay.

Is it, would you call it an enticing smell or is it more like a, oh, someone needs to crack a window in here smell?

It's like, it's like fresh baked cookies, but somebody also farted while they were making them.

Oh, yes. So it's like the first inhale is like, mmm, it smells homey.

Yeah. Oh, but it's like a home I don't want to be in. Right. Right.

Yeah. I know how that goes. What's the worst smell you remember in your life?

Ooh, what a great question. Like they say you'll never forget the smell of a dead body.

A decomposing body. Apparently it's brutal.

I'm trying to, you know, this is for me personally, the worst smell is the, and it's one that I encounter all over the place.

I cannot stand the smell of distilled white vinegar. So when people clean with it, which they do often,

because it's like a clean cleaning solution, it, it makes me want to wretch like I feel like I can't breathe.

And I remember the, there was a certain time of day at my high school where there were two cafeterias

and the what was referred to as the small cafeteria.

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