Episode 1168 - No One Expects the Donnelly Inquisition

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Matt can't go down the slide, regretfully enjoys a cigar, and is mistaken for a musician. Jacob eats pie, watches nude hula hooping, and sees Matt's kids fairly often. Paul slept through 9/11 and offers up a tip for fighting rashes.

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0:00.0	It's that time again. It's time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream
0:08.2	truck drivers? That is the convoy of folks that deliver this fucking ice cream straight to your
0:13.0	fucking ear holes. Right now, I'd like to thank Jeff Harris, Jason Klepper, Jake Schneider.
0:18.7	I want a scoop baby, ice blue scoop, and galactic president's
0:22.8	Scooper Star McSoups a lot.
0:24.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these, fine folks, head over to
0:28.3	preaching fun.com.
0:29.5	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who
0:34.6	knows, the life you save may be your own
0:39.4	here's the program
0:43.1	hey Johnny
0:44.9	do you want to go to an ice cream social
0:47.5	yeah I'd love to
0:49.1	great let's go
0:50.8	guys I got home from work last night and my wife had baked me a pie.
0:58.3	What?
1:00.3	I mean, that's how you want to get home from work right there.
1:05.0	I get it.
1:06.6	Did she let the pie rest of the sit on the sill of the window and in a little... No, it was just on the stove.
1:12.5	It was right there just rested, but it smelled delicious.
1:14.8	It's not to Matt Maddenmanically's ice cream social.
1:16.6	That's Matt.
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