Episode 1169: Mazel Tov, Bitch!

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Jacob goes shopping for White Elephant gifts. Paul gets the gift of an AI composed book. Matt peels back the curtain on cruise ship careers while getting some good news about his magic show. Plus, we get bags of bourbon-aged coffee and a Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.2	These are the folks that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:11.2	Right now I'd like to thank Frankie Steaky Scoop, Feefei, Elkton Magic Scoop, Dr. Scoop Little,
0:17.2	dirty old Scoop and Dead Laslow.
0:19.9	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver like these fine folks
0:22.7	head over to preaching fun.com preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream
0:28.0	truck driver and who knows the life you save may be your own time for a program.
0:38.1	Hey Johnny.
0:39.1	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:41.8	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:43.3	Great.
0:43.8	Let's go.
0:45.4	Paul, yes.
0:46.5	I didn't know that Daniel Craig was a stormtrooper.
0:50.3	Yeah, he's the one that got tricked by Ray.
0:54.0	James Bond was a stormtrooper. Yeah, he's a one that got tricked by Ray. James Bond was a storm trooper.
0:57.3	He's a dark, Star Wars fan.
0:59.6	Oh, like an uncredited thing.
1:00.8	Yeah.
1:01.2	Yeah.
1:01.6	Oh, nice.
1:02.1	It's time for Matt Manley's ice cream social.
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