Episode 1167: 24/7 Opportootnities

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Piff is on Queer Eye while drones plague the Garden State! Meanwhile, Paul endures the cold at the Pittsburgh Zoo, Matt runs into Santa and Big Sexy, and Jacob may have a deformity. There's tootin' afoot but both Matt and Jacob just want food.

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0:00.0	It's that time again. It's time to thank you, the ice cream truck drivers. Who are the ice cream
0:08.2	truck drivers? Or this is the convoy of folks who deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your
0:12.9	fucking ear holes. Right now, I'd like to thank Scoop Brady, Sacks Guy, Jimmy D, Scoop,
0:19.3	Sarah Boyle, Pyro, and Paul's brother.
0:22.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, just like these fine folks, head over to
0:26.8	preaching fun.com.
0:28.1	Preaching fun.com is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who
0:33.0	knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:42.0	Here's a show.
0:43.6	Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:47.4	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:48.8	Great, let's go.
0:53.5	Hey, Matt, I got a new mattress.
0:57.8	Uh-oh.
0:59.8	Yep.
1:01.0	What is it?
1:03.0	Yeah.
1:04.2	It's pretty good.
1:05.8	You like it?
1:07.3	Yeah.
1:08.2	It's time for Matt Mademly's ice cream social.
1:11.9	Sitting on the ocean, that's Matt's ice cream social sitting on the ocean.
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