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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1164: Luke's Standup Debacle

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2012

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Luke heads to a pizza parlor to perform Open Mic Standup, and ends up bombing, breaking the sounds system & sneaking out the back door.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, friends. It's Luke. It's going to be TBTL time in just a moment. First, though, this

0:10.5

gentle reminder, as we like to often before the show, that TBTL gets sponsorship from

0:16.8

Chateau Samishel. They are located out there in Woodenville, Washington. They've been

0:21.1

sponsored in the show for years, and boy, aren't they just the best. Now, the summer is pretty

0:26.2

much over. We're heading towards fall. You're going to be going to some get-togethers. It's going

0:32.5

to get cold. People are going to be indoors. They're going to be eating soup and other warm things.

0:37.1

You're going to be wearing wool. You're going to be showing up at these get-togethers with some

0:41.8

wine, because it's a nice, like, a respectable indoor dinner party kind of situation. And you're going

0:47.1

to be at the store on your way over to the house where you're having this soup-based get-together.

0:51.8

And you're going to try to decide what kind of wine you should buy. You're going to be standing

0:56.0

there in the aisle. There's going to be like 5,000 bottles of wine. Why not walk over and grab

1:00.6

yourself a bottle of Chateau Samishel? Number one, they make awesome stuff. How do I know? Because I've

1:06.3

personally consumed over 7 million gallons of it. And it's been delicious. Secondly, I know it's

1:13.7

great, because you guys tell us all the time. We get emails from listeners, you say, Chateau Samishel

1:18.9

has perked up their vacations, their dinner parties, their dates with the awkward people they've

1:23.6

met online. Chateau Samishel, it's the answer for whatever ails you when it comes to get together

1:29.8

and just enjoying some relaxing meat time. Please do go to their website, buy their wine, pick it up

1:34.3

in the store, get it at restaurants, just make sure you support Chateau Samishel. They're the official

1:37.8

wine sponsor of TBTL, they're Chateau Samishel and they're in Woodenville, Washington. Alrighty folks,

1:44.4

how's about we do this here Friday afternoon edition of the program?

1:47.2

First time at the program? I can always spot a newbie. It's my fifth year with wings. I guess Paul

1:58.6

McCartney's got nothing on me, huh? Love, take it down to the streets. It's not a wing song.

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