Hey, I'm gonna eat y'all. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg. I'm gonna eat that one too

I got a whole bunch of rosy teeth to chew you with

Dina dina dina

Oh now wait a minute. I did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today. It's okay though. I've been swimming a lot lately

Mm-mm, yummy

You and I have a rendezvous with destiny come on high five me your hands are like 10 feet from me high five me

Each deal he makes is final who bears refused him I keep loads of it Dean and I don't want to make a deal anymore

I'm gonna kidnap him slither out and then throw his body in the river

I don't think that's legal creativity to me is just like

It's like a bird like a friendly bird that embraces all

Ideas and just like shoots out of its eyes all kinds of beauty

We will preserve for our children this last best hope for man on earth or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness

Starting now

Because it's a Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live

For yeses and when hell yeah, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host

This is episode 1,162 and a collector series. Hi. This is Luke's mom Suzie coming tonight on TBTL

Well TBTL has finally found its new legal team

Keep talking to us David Blaine. Keep at thing with us because guess what it's illegal. It's literally a legal

We find ourselves doing something that's literally illegal. We have identified now the attorney for us

Very excited to talk about the work of mr. Adam Raposa also a new segment

Is it big dog time?

Usually these segments work where I look back kind of rooffully on the fact that I let the big dog out today

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