Episode #1161: Luke's First Pedicure

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2012

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Luke gets his first pedicure and finds certain parts of the process upsetting, Andrew learns he isn't cut out for serving as Commissioner of a fantasy football league.

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0:00.0	Hey, woman, lose weight.
0:02.0	No, I don't want you to lose weight.
0:04.0	No, we can't legally ask you to do that.
0:07.0	We didn't say lose weight.
0:09.0	I might say tighten.
0:10.0	Tight.
0:11.0	A little tighter?
0:13.0	Just like toned and smaller.
0:15.0	Don't make everything smaller.
0:17.0	I don't want to generalize that way.
0:19.0	Tighter.
0:20.0	We don't want you to lose weight.
0:22.0	We just want you to be healthy.
0:23.0	Okay.
0:24.0	No, by eating less.
0:26.0	We would just like get a few.
0:28.0	Go home and step on a scale.
0:30.0	And write down how much you weigh.
0:32.0	And subtract it by like 20.
0:34.0	20.
0:35.0	And then weigh that much.
0:36.0	T-B-T-M!
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