Episode 116: Drunk to the Future

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Hiiiiiiiiiyee. It's yet another glorious episode of Danish and O'Neill for your listening consumption. On this week's edition, we start out with a much needed Eric Hites update. Spoiler alert, he's on the move again! After that magic, we make a perfect transition into a story about someone using a drone to try to lure children away from a school. Welcome to 2017! What's not to like? Then, we discuss an article that enrages us...it involves a real service animal that gets put in danger for absolutely NO reason. Stop fake service animals now. Stop the insanity! When that stimulating convo comes to an end, we head to Valparaiso, Indiana (home of the great Ryan O'Neill). Apparently, it's not a good place to rob a supermarket. The stories just keep-on-a-comin'...cause after that, it's on to a story about a guy who could be friends with Georges St. Pierre. Listen. You'll get it. And then you'll remember that sentence and just laugh and laugh. Ever wonder what local government officials get into in their free time? Well, we discuss a story about one who was fired for a "hobby" he was into. Gray muzzle 4 life! (Again, you'll understand when you hear the episode. Get off my f'in back!) Then, there's some pre-post show talk and some post show talk. There's a little something for everyone. Tell your cat.

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0:00.0	It's the Danish and O'Neill.
0:05.0	The Danish and O'Neill.
0:08.0	It's the Danish and O'Neill.
0:10.0	It's the Danish and O'Neil.
0:13.0	O'Neil.
0:14.0	The mayor's at the Y, crushing laps in the pool.
0:16.0	It's jacuzzi boy coming to a son in a youth street doctor thinks he can travel through time.
0:21.0	You know sex is on his mind when he's holding a knife.
0:24.0	From daddy knows best to fucking funny a doubt.
0:26.7	A couple wise guys riffing with the comedy mind support the podcast.
0:30.4	Get off your rise and subscribe.
0:32.0	Rate and review us on iTunes we only take.
0:34.0	It's the Danish and O'Neill.
0:37.0	It's the Danish and O'Neill.
0:40.0	It's the Danish and O'Neill. It's the Danish and O'Neill.
0:42.0	It's the Danish and O'Neill and O'Neill.
0:48.0	Wow. Where's the vodka at? That's a real throwback there.
0:50.0	Yeah, every now and then people ask for it. You know, you can't give the people everything they want, but you got to throw them a boner every now and then just, you know, keep them involved.
0:59.0	Oh, I got to give you those, uh, Jerry McFly, went through Boner City and I don't know if it was also ours
1:06.1	meticulously taking notes. Really? This guy said just like he was typing him out.
1:11.2	He took the small black comb he combs his pews with and really went through that
1:15.9	podcast.
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