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Slop Quest

Episode 115: Breastamania (Live from the 2017 LA Podfest!!!)

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2017

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

It's the first ever episode of Danish and O'Neill that was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We went to the LA Podfest and really tore the house down (and that's us being modest). People came from all over the world to see us perform, and it was a PACKED house. We started off with some cougar talk with Danish asking O'Neill if he had anything to do with P-41's untimely death. After that, Danish describes some experiences he's had lately. For one, make sure you have a dollar handy if you ever make it out to Hollywood. Then, we discussed a story of a 12 year old asking his mother a VERY personal question (with a tangent for a fun marathon story). The crowd was clamoring for the type of story that put Danish and O'Neill on the map...you guessed it, an article that involved bestiality. And believe you me, they ate it up. Once that intelligent discussion is over, we moved on to a topic that got O'Neill's rage pumpin'. It was an article about a couple who decided to raise "free range children". Speaking of "pumpin'", the next article we decided to tackle dealt with a woman using a breast pump to quench the thirst of the good folks at Burning Man. We finish the episode with some strong post-show talk, and the cherry on top of the sundae is a story about sex toys washing up on a beach in Italy. To the man in the kilt, we'll win you over...some day.

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0:00.0

I'm

0:12.0

Yeah! I was Danish.

0:18.0

I was so near.

0:20.0

So I can tell you how they both feel

0:29.0

It's a free package so it's a fucking good deal.

0:35.0

They call it Danish.

0:39.0

Danish

0:40.0

Danish in the old real. Dainty Shymolmeer.

0:49.0

Oh, right, ladies Shandolmir. Oh, right, ladies and gentlemen.

0:51.6

Wow, LA Podfest. It.A. Podfest.

0:53.4

It's Danish Shino Hill, everybody.

0:55.2

Do you guys see the guy in the kilt that just walked out on us before the show even started?

1:00.1

He, we're not a kilt's podcast. I don't think. think he's like no one here's wearing kilt. I think I'm in the wrong room. I think he was here for the Scottish

1:07.3

podcast. I think he was looking for the kilt room. The brave heart podcast they were doing upstairs.

1:13.0

We're coming to you from the Biltmore Hotel, the LA Podfest.

1:17.0

Beautiful ballroom.

1:18.0

There are chandeliers in here?

1:19.0

This is a large room.

1:20.0

I feel like we're obscure book authors who wrote something popular like 30 years ago.

1:25.6

We are obscure book.

1:27.6

There's just a handful of people who still have heard of the book.

1:31.4

This is a sold out. It's standing room only in here.

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