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Slop Quest

Episode 117: The UFO Clearinghouse

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2017

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

Paaaaaarty peeeeeeople (remember that from the hit song Whoomp There It Is?)! We start off the show by wishing all of you a happy P-22 day and discussing the "legendary" cougar and O'Neill's chances against it. O'Neill then discusses his experience of a day at the "horse track" with the "ponies". Did he win? Did he lose? Listen and find out, ya dingus. Danish then tells about his recent experience at a concert, and O'Neill accuses him of being an "old man". SHOTS FIRED!!!! We get into an interesting crowd surfing side tangent. After that, we discuss the recent Twitter activity of one Eric Hites. We move on from Mr. Hites and discuss another D+O favorite: Steven Seagal. There have been some damning reports and allegations regarding Sensei Steve. Inspired by a listener tweet, there's some "rippers 'n relationships" talk. The D+O debate of: are razor blades being putting in candy is finally settled. Or is it?!? You be the judge. Then, it's on to a MUCH needed flying humanoid update!!!!! Chicago, you're in our thoughts and prayers. Then, it's on to the longest post show talk session of all time! Enjoy 'er. Or suffer the consequences.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:07.0

Yeah, I was Danish

0:15.0

I was so near

0:20.0

so I can tell you

0:21.0

so I can tell you

0:25.0

how they both feel

0:34.0

It's a free packer so it's a fucking good deal. They're calling Danish.

0:37.0

Danish

0:40.0

Denny Shimonial.

0:54.0

Danish Shallow. Daniel. Gaye in Shannon, Shannon, Gay in Shannon

0:56.0

Nee,

0:58.0

Gated Shannon E, Gated Shannon Ee. We are Danish in O'Neill.

1:05.0

Where's a vodka at?

1:10.0

We are Danish in O'Neill. Where's the vodka at? Ha!

1:13.0

We are Danish and O'Neill coming at you.

1:16.0

Back once again.

1:18.0

We're here.

1:19.0

Every week, it seems like we're here.

1:21.0

At least for the past 118 weeks.

1:25.0

It's been a hell of 118 weeks.

1:27.5

We went back to the theme song that people know and love.

1:32.0

It really caused a hubbub on Twitter if some people were torn

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