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Slop Quest

Episode 114: Seagal's Back!

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bonjiorno, everybody. It's another episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we start by talking about what's been going on in our lives, ya know, out and about and around town. There are tales of impromptu concerts, ram's horns, knives in trees, bike rides that happen upon adult film sets, Comedy Store hijinks, and MORE! After that, we discuss an interview that people were buzzing about. Let's just say it's the return of Steven Seagal talk. We dissect the interview he did this past week and take the man we love to hate to task for his bizarre comments. After a lengthy and well-needed roasting (for all parties involved), we move on to a school round-up. Teachers have gone crazy!!!!! There's a tale of a gym teacher who's gone rogue, a coach sticking by his wife, and a flute maker who's in hot water over the way the flutes were prepared. There's a little bonus wrestling talk as well. Enjoy. And if not, hey, it's a free podcast, so it's a good deal.

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0:00.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:05.0

Yeah, I was so near so I can tell you how they both How they're both feel

0:23.8

It's a free podcast

0:27.8

So it's a fucking good deal

0:35.0

They're calling Danish. Danish

0:37.0

Danish

0:38.0

and colonial.

0:40.0

Danish and O'Neill.

0:42.0

Danish and Loh-heel. Day and Shannon Hill.

0:56.6

Day to Sand O'Neill. You know what? You know what?

1:05.0

You know what?

1:08.0

Fck you gonna beef at least three into your mouth.

1:12.6

Welcome to the Danish O'Neill show.

1:17.6

Hidey-ho, that's O'Neill.

1:19.8

I'm Danish.

1:20.8

Still confusion about who we are.

1:23.0

Has there been more confusion?

1:25.0

I had said at the store the other night.

1:27.0

And, uh...

1:29.0

So there was a sparse crowd.

1:33.2

Let's put it generously.

1:35.9

Pretty sparse.

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