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The Offensive

Episode 114 - The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Off the back of a huge FA Cup Semi-Final appearance for Ashwood City; European football is thrown into chaos as The Super League announce their arrival on the world stage.


Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Victoria Gibson as Alex Morrison

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan

Adam Alexander as Adam Tate



Additional Voices:

Joel Emery

Nalan Burgess

Luke Stevenson


Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Joel Emery


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

The city captain has been steadily rising all afternoon.

0:04.6

And this may well be boiling point.

0:07.6

Chris Kavanaugh has come to a decision.

0:10.3

Red card for Kieran Broome at Wembley.

0:14.0

Incredible.

0:15.1

Absolutely incredible.

0:16.8

The Ashwood City captain tosses the arm bound to Akinadi, Amy,

0:22.5

as he receives his marching orders.

0:25.6

Not even a glance to Sven Goren Erickson. I mean, what is he thinking?

0:26.6

What must his teammates be thinking?

0:28.6

Kierland has had one of the best seasons yet

0:31.6

and now look.

0:32.6

Disaster for the young man.

0:34.6

And it's a disaster for Ashken.

0:52.3

It looks like it's going to be Reid. Kelvin Reed! It's in!

0:55.0

Incredible! Super Sub!

1:00.0

Driven under the wall!

1:02.0

The ten men of Ashwood City might just have snatched their way into the FA Cup final.

1:08.0

What did I say? What did I say? Boy, has this guy got a few tricks up his sleeve?

1:14.6

The nerve to try something like...

1:17.6

...pass from Telemans who lays it off to Pereira. Perera whips it in. Bodies on the end of it!

1:21.6

Saved by Riviere and as far as Madison off the crossbar and cleared.

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