Episode #1125: Luke's dog dilemma

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2012

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Luke wants to get a dog, but wonders if he's a bad person if he doesn't rescue one from the pound. Andrew is zero help.

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0:00.0	Rollo, the chocolate treat with caramel inside.
0:03.0	Rollo, rollo, roll your boat gently in my mouth.
0:08.0	Pop top, check it out.
0:10.0	Lick the foil with your tongue.
0:12.0	Give it to your friends.
0:14.0	As a gift.
0:15.0	As a gift.
0:16.0	Exchange gears.
0:17.0	Rollo Tony Brown Town.
0:19.0	Check yourself at the door.
0:21.0	Give me some more.
0:22.0	Give me some more.
0:23.0	Give me some more on your rollos.
0:25.0	That's pretty good.
0:26.0	TVTM.
0:31.0	Your next performer coming to the stage.
0:33.0	Absolutely hilarious.
0:35.0	Oh, this is my jam right here.
0:37.0	I'm gonna be drinking what everyone else drinks
0:39.0	when they're day drinking.
0:40.0	What the fuck, ever?
0:41.0	You want to learn the first rule?
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