Episode #1124: Andy Haynes, Nick Turner and Alice Wetterlund !
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2012
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Comedy people Andy Haynes, Nick Turner & Alice Wetterlund discuss wedding plans, Daniel Tosh's controversial joke-making and getting fired from crummy jobs.
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| 0:00.0 | The main thing I hate about New York is the subway. |
| 0:01.9 | I cannot stand the subway. |
| 0:03.4 | The subway is, it's not that expensive. |
| 0:05.7 | It's 225, and you can ride as long as you want to. |
| 0:08.0 | It's not like the bar, but they're |
| 0:09.9 | going to raise the prices. |
| 0:11.0 | They're going to raise the fairs. |
| 0:12.0 | And people are throwing shit if it's, I don't care. |
| 0:14.8 | I want it to double, if not triple. |
| 0:17.0 | I want it to be so expensive to ride the subway that rappers |
| 0:19.7 | start bragging about it. |
| 0:22.1 | Because I am so sick of getting on the subway |
| 0:24.1 | and being next to somebody that's so homeless |
| 0:26.6 | that it's like mythological. |
| 0:28.5 | You know what? |
| 0:30.0 | What apocalypse did you survive? |
| 0:31.8 | How do you have clothes made out of hair, teeth, and urine, |
| 0:34.9 | sir? |
| 0:36.0 | And why are we on the same mode of transportation? |
| 0:39.4 | That doesn't make any sense. |
| 0:40.4 | I tried a little. |
| 0:44.4 | I should be on the subway. |
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