Episode #1101: Hoaxed by House Hunters!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2012
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Luke is devastated to learn that one of his favorite TV shows is a complete sham.
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| 0:00.0 | What don't you understand it's crystal clear Ron Donald do's okay the four P's and one B |
| 0:05.7 | Pilateness professionalism perfectionism proactive be on time I have a proactive suggestion |
| 0:11.2 | No, you know, I think we get the system. Okay, then what don't you understand Kyle? What are you doing? Don't do that? |
| 0:16.6 | What no don't do that now. It's five P's no. I already have four P's. That's an RDD. That's a Ron Donald do. No, Ron Donald don't |
| 0:30.0 | Well, wait till we get started with this here Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL this this is the show that just might be too |
| 0:40.4 | beautiful to live energy that lasts no crash and if if we mess up the beginning of the show |
| 0:48.8 | We'll just do it again as we as we learned yesterday a |
| 0:54.5 | Messed up show is just a show you haven't started over |
| 0:57.3 | My name is Luke Burbank. This is episode 1100 into one and a collector series. We've got a lot of stuff |
| 1:06.9 | Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL |
| 1:12.8 | One of my favorite favorite television shows appears to be a complete and total hoax |
| 1:19.4 | We know you're good at lying |
| 1:22.4 | We'll talk House Hunters and presumably House Hunters International coming up in a moment also we didn't get to this yesterday |
| 1:31.7 | In any of our four passes through yesterday's edition of TBTL |
| 1:37.5 | We still didn't manage to get to this question of what you would do if a complete stranger came up and |
| 1:43.4 | Just took you by the hand and wanted to walk hand in hand with you. So I just want to talk. There's nothing to do with mating |
| 1:50.4 | I think that the fifth time I play that drop. I think that that's really that's sort of the sweet spot for that right over there right across the table for me |
| 2:02.4 | Walsh hey buddy. Hey, I got a good feeling about this one. You do this is our show |
| 2:07.9 | This is gonna be it. It's gonna be gold and no restarts. No mistakes. I'm more important than anything that lasts no crash |
| 2:14.9 | No crash. I was just looking for that right before the show started them my computer |
| 2:18.2 | You know what the problem yesterday was with |
| 2:20.6 | I'm gonna call me out on this. I knew you were gonna call me out on this yesterday |
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