Come on in. I'm not really sure exactly what's really wrong with the cable.

That's why they sent me and I have the next book.

The TV's in here.

You recognize her, of course.

Oh, that's my friend Sherry.

She just came over to use a shower.

The story is ludicrous.

You must be really fixed to cable.

Lord, you can imagine where it goes from here.

You fixed it as the cable?

Don't be fat, she was Jeffrey.

TVTL!

I can promise we won't be fatuous on this show mostly because we don't actually know what that means.

You know, you gotta eat that microphone.

Nonetheless, we're looking very forward to this Monday afternoon edition of TVTL.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I haven't just been eating that microphone.

I've been eating that a lot of other things and I don't actually know what my way is.

If I had to guess, I'd say just a little north of 190.

Let's not focus on the negative.

Let's focus on the positive, like the fact that it's a beautiful, sunny day for once here in this town.

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