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Slop Quest

Episode 110: TSA-holes

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Step right up, step right up, it's another fabulous episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. We start off with some light book discussion (seriously) regarding the book It. Then, Danish delves deep into his recent travels. Tales include but are not limited to: swim stories, airport harassment, Griswold-like mishaps and blunders, bad luck, feral cats, injuries, more swim stories, knife fights (just making sure you're still paying attention), etc. After that, O'Neill discusses some recent adventures he's had around town, and there's some light banter about random topics. And then it's on to post show talk. Enjoy the hell out of this episode.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I was Danish

0:18.0

I was so near

0:18.0

I was so near

0:21.0

so I can tell you how they both feel

0:27.0

It's a great bad guess

0:30.0

So it's a fucking good deal.

0:35.0

They call it Danish.

0:39.0

Danish

0:41.0

Danish colonial.

0:44.0

Daines Danish Shlonal Neil. Ganes Shabonil.

0:47.0

Day Shabonil.

0:50.0

Ganes Shabon Neil.

0:51.0

Ganes Shabonil. Daniel, Daniel Shand O'Neill.

0:55.0

Day Shandonneel.

0:58.0

Day Shandonne. Day Shandonne. Shano me.

1:10.0

In my books, you're not. In my books, you never turn the blue job down.

1:14.0

Words to live by, ladies and gentlemen.

1:18.0

It is the Danish and O'Neill, the freest of the free podcast. Yeah, we're not going to let those Confederates take

1:26.7

our freedom. It's a free country depending I guess where you live most of the

1:31.4

listeners I would say live in free countries. I did just listen on the radio on the way

1:35.2

over here that LA has the most like human trafficked slaves in the country. Well, that's cool.

1:43.1

We got that going for us, which is nice.

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