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Slop Quest

Episode 111: Hole Number 8

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2017

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Patrons of the Danish and O'Neill show,
Welcome back to another heaping helping of the top comedy podcast in Puerto Rico. We start off with some light banter, describing what we've been up to lately. Danish went to see the Muppets live at the Hollywood Bowl, while O'Neill looked as if he was breaking into a house, but in actuality was trying to avoid getting attacked by a pitbull. Danish tells a story of a run-in he had with a sassy telemarketer. Fear not, there are a few wildlife stories (no, not those kind of stories...keeping it clean this week). Then, for the first time ever, we play "who did it better" with a pair of articles about two couples going at in public. Also, for another first, we discuss a lawsuit against a Los Angeles Y! Danish may be called as a character witness. Stay tuned. We then move on to an article about a first date gone wrong in England. High school coaches/teachers f'ing up, beware! We got our eyes on all of you and aren't afraid to report your misdeeds. We report on a story about a Denver cheerleading coach, who takes his job WAY too seriously. So much so, that it could land him in prison (we can only hope...fingers crossed). We wrap it up with a little end of the show banter. Then, it's onto post show talk. Listen. Tell a cousin. Tell your cousin's cousin. Which would probably also be your cousin.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Danish and only

0:05.0

only oh yeah

0:10.0

I was so near so I can tell you how they both How they're both feel

0:23.3

It's a free-bic gas

0:27.3

So it's a fucking good feel

0:35.0

They're calling Danish. Danish Monil.

0:37.0

Danish Shimonial.

0:39.0

Danish Shallow Hill. Day is Shannoni, Shannoni, Day is Shannoni.

0:47.0

Day is Shannoni.

0:48.0

Day is Shannoni.

0:51.0

Gay. Gay in Shannon Neil.

0:55.0

Day in Shannon Neil.

0:57.0

Day to Shannon. Real hot, hot peppers.

1:07.0

hot peppers.

1:15.0

I was in Indianapolis last week and I was sexually assaulted so.

1:19.0

I got a big old sweaty dick for you to suck on.

1:22.0

What's the sector on?

1:25.0

Where did you find the sector?

1:28.0

That was weird from episodes of Danish and O'Neill.

1:33.1

I figured if I can't play copy-written material,

1:36.5

I can play material we've done on this show.

1:39.8

I was sexually assaulted so

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