Episode 109: Donkey Sauce

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Hey, from vacation-land. There's some pre-show talk (O'Neill discusses a snowmobile-loving couple he saw on some sort of TV program, and Danish does a quick Gary Keillor update). After that, we discuss the BIG fight, which involves two little people. We move on to an article about a man caught making love to a chain link fence. Wondering why we haven't done a story about an animal yet? Well, fear not, faithful listeners. We cover a GREAT story about donkeys in Morocco. We flawlessly segue into a Faceboook post that ENRAGES O'Neill (cue the air raid sirens!). Then, it's time for a rat report (listen, you'll find out). Building on this doozy of an episode, we cover an article about a woman posting a picture of herself breastfeeding, while taking a bong rip (classy!). After that, it's a horribly great new way to prevent pregnancy (it involves a sticker...seriously). We close with a BANG with an article about dolls that rea really spicing up people's love lives and helping them mourn. Awwww tick tock, you don't stop.

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0:00.0	D. Yeah. I was Danish. I was so near. I was old near. So I can tell you how they both feel
0:29.5	It's a free podcast so it's a fucking good deal.
0:35.0	They're calling in Danish, Danish
0:40.0	Danish, Danish and O'Neill. Danish Shannonil Shadow Neil, Day is Shadow Neil,
0:55.0	Day is Shadow Neil, Day in Shano Neil,
1:00.0	Day in Shackle me.
1:07.0	Shackle me.
1:11.0	Of course.
1:13.0	Oh, yeah.
1:17.0	Yeah.
1:18.0	Hey, welcome to Danish and O'Neill.
1:20.0	This is O'Neil.
1:22.0	Booyoyoyoy!
1:23.0	For those of you who still can't tell us apart,
1:25.0	just saw another guy on Twitter,
1:27.0	I am the Danish.
1:28.0	That's why I said it.
1:29.0	I was seeing a lot of this lately.
1:31.0	What's up, you weener twisters as brought to you by creative cursing thanks Alicia
1:36.9	By the way they do not pay us to sponsor this product they do not we use it and we plug it we enjoy enjoy it. Maybe they will pay us one day. Who knows? We enjoy the product and we're going to put it out there.
1:48.0	What? I was watching this Netflix series, like real estate with something people looking for homes with views, but it's out of Canada.
1:59.0	And there was this fucking couple, this middle-aged couple who were obsessed with snowmobiling
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