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Childish

Episode 11: Have A Fun Life With My Husband, Marie Kondo

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Ready to hear a seamless segue from talking about the morality of spanking kids to the fun of getting spanked by your husband? In this episode of Childish, Alison and Greg discuss their sexual proclivities, try to figure out if Alison can tip someone to get a better delivery room, and give advice to a woman whose young son has a cleft palate. Plus - they share your constipation horror stories and it gets pretty gross.

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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:05.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me out there. Childish. Oh shit. How can I pet when I'm still a kid? Childish? Oh, shit.

0:21.0

Who the hell decided I's ready for this?

0:24.0

Hi, I'm Greg Fitzimmons.

0:26.0

And I'm Allison Rosen.

0:28.0

And this is Childish, a podcast that, uh, well, it focuses on all aspects of child rearing. Why do they call a rearing?

0:37.4

Does it sound like spanking? Rearing?

0:39.4

It kind of does.

0:40.4

Yeah. Yeah.

0:41.4

Yeah. All aspects of child slapping.

0:44.0

Oh my gosh, well, I mean, we have a whole plan for the episode,

0:51.0

and now I'm veering from the plan but we did get an email from

0:54.6

someone did you see it now explaining that he does bank his kids oh

0:59.0

and explaining why he does it yeah because we were sort of aghast a few episodes ago.

1:05.9

We were doing a new story about how spanking has gone down,

1:09.6

but still like, wasn't it like seven out of ten it's some way higher than I guess

1:16.6

yeah families had spanked their kids and we were both surprised by that and he was

1:20.6

he was offering a justification for it and it made me sad.

1:25.0

It does make me sad because the studies I mean just people take if you're going to spend that much

1:29.7

time spanking a kid take 15 minutes and research online, American Medical Association, go to real

1:38.5

websites and search whether or not spanking is considered negative or positive and you will see that there

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