Episode 10: I’ve Given Up On My Marriage

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that nearly rotten fruit helps solve your bowel problems? Greg gives Alison tips on how to cure her pregnancy constipation, asks her if she’s participated in a tried and true sexual position since she’s been married, and a caller gets advice on how to cope with fertility troubles. All this and Greg gives us another update on the status of his daughter’s silent treatment.

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0:00.0	Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.
0:08.0	Childish, childish, this all freaks me out of it. Childish. Oh shit. How can I
0:17.4	pet when I'm still a kid? Childish. Oh shit. Who the hell decided I was ready for this?
0:24.0	Welcome to Childish, I'm Greg Fitzsimmons.
0:26.0	I'm Allison Rosen.
0:27.0	And we're in Fitzdog Studios today.
0:30.0	Mar Vista.
0:31.0	Oh, is that where we are?
0:32.0	Actually, no, we're in Santa Monica. We're in Santa Monica, very close to the Santa Monica airport if you're
0:38.0	a wonderful, wonderful place for a podcast studio. Well, it's beautiful, isn't it? You get a nice sunlight out there and a view of a park?
0:45.5	It is. It's very nice. And considering how close we are to an airport, I feel like I hear fewer planes than you would expect. I've been doing
0:55.4	my podcast from here for years and I have yet to hear somebody complain that
1:00.0	there's airplane noises. Well, there you go.
1:03.0	However, you do get trucks coming up the hill,
1:08.0	but you know what, it's life, people.
1:10.0	This is life.
1:11.0	Kids having a drum party.
1:12.7	Oh yeah, remember that?
1:14.1	Yeah, and remember if it continued,
1:17.0	you were gonna go across the street
1:19.0	and hopefully we were gonna record it
1:20.9	when you confronted them. but then it never happened.
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