Episode 109: Cheeto Dust, Black Frogs of Chernobyl, & Astrological Signs of Serial Killers

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a S’mores With Churchill stout from War Horse Brewing Company in Geneva NY.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Stevie has had to postpone a few concert dates due to a respiratory illness, and Queen Dolly has been funding underprivileged high school’s band uniforms and instruments with zero publicity.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples TastyKake Baked Pumpkin Cheesecake Pie, and Wachusett Potato Chips from Massachusetts.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Anna Delvey’s release from ICE custody.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of Decooning’s “Woman-Ochre” in a deceased couple’s home in NYC, and a 6,000 year old skull found in a Taiwanese cave confirms the legend the Indigenous “Negrito” tribe.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about a French art expert who was fired after valuing a Chinese vase 4,000 times less than its sale price, the world’s oldest dog (Pebbles) has died at the age of 22 years, a small Canadian town is the new home of Frito-Lay’s “Cheetle” statue, the SEC is cracking down on celebrities unlawfully promoting crypto, a 10-year-old art prodigy is selling paintings for over $100K, a Viking cruise ship gets stuck on the Mississippi River, Chernobyl black frogs reveal evolution in action, and the top four astrological signs that have the most serial killers.

REMEMBERING JUDY TENUTA: Kathleen closes the Pubcast remembering her friend, comedian the “Love Goddess” Judy Tenuta, who passed away from her battle with cancer at age 72.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Tomites? It's episode 109. I have hidden Fred Bird because the Cardinals are out of it.
0:35.5	It was embarrassing. I can't even talk about what my feelings on the first game. We were
0:46.2	winning in the ninth. I can't even go through it. I get too angry. I do not know why this guy
0:51.3	wouldn't pull a pitcher. At one point, he hit a guy. I mean, clearly, he is not in the
0:57.0	strike zone. He hit the batter. You got to go to bye-bye now. Go to your nine-night. This is,
1:02.1	oh, it was very sad. So now I have to think about who I'm going to relent my loyalties to.
1:08.1	Maybe the Braves. Well, I have to stay National League. Maybe the Dodgers for my friend Chuck.
1:17.7	Maybe. I don't know, but they're more of an enemy than the Cardinals than the Braves. Like,
1:23.3	I don't, the Braves aren't really, and then they, I know, and then I have so many, I'm more
1:29.3	friends in Atlanta. No, I'm going in Atlanta for my comedian friend, George Wallace, and my
1:33.9	friend Kathy, a Stephen, the Saints fan, the dumb one in our league. Well, no dumber than me in
1:41.6	seventh place. So there's all dumb. It's all dumb people, but some people are exceedingly dumb.
1:48.7	Super dumb. I got beaten in the children's league by a 14-year-old, or less. I don't even know.
1:53.5	I don't even know. One of the young, very young people kicked my ass, but I had two, one. He got
1:59.2	hurt, and yeah, all my people got hurt or whatever. Anyway, so that's why Fred Bird is hidden,
2:07.6	because the Cardinals had to go to their nine-night. That's the end of Yachty. That's the end of
2:13.5	Albert. Probably Wayne Wright. I know I'm going to miss Yachty, though. I don't feel like we really
2:21.4	have control of ourselves unless he's out there. He's like, he's like Grandpa. He's got, but like a
2:26.2	young Grandpa. Like, I got this and you're all going to behave. And when he kept looking in the
2:30.5	dugout, like, are we really leaving this picture in? I mean, hey, you just don't have it tonight.
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