Episode 108: Finding Nefertiti, Michigan’s Spirit Bear, & Celebrating McDonald’s Adult Happy Meal

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Mich Ultra Seltzer to celebrate her St. Louis Cardinals upcoming World Series run, and Albert Pujols’ home run record. She reviews her birthday weekend in St. Louis where she attended the Cardinal game with her cousins (and made the jumbotron) and got to see Elton John’s final Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Tour.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Stevie has a sold out Fall tour, and shares her sadness about the passing of honorary Queen Loretta Lynn.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples St. Louis’s Imo’s House Italian Salad Dressing, and Cheetos Chili & Cheese Bolitas.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Elizabeth Holmes’ trial and Anna Delvey’s extradition appeal.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the mummy of Queen Nefertiti, and a new 4K webcam has caught images of the Loch Ness Monster moving in the water.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the sighting of an extremely rare Spirit Bear in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, McDonald’s is introducing Adult Happy Meals, artist Michael Heizer finishes his “City” piece, and Taco Bell is bringing back a discontinued menu item that fans of the chain can vote on.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	Too much! Fire up! Episode 108. Isn't that crazy? Who would have thunked it? Thank you
0:33.8	termites for all the birthday wishes on Twitter and Instagram. I read probably 99.9% of them,
0:40.6	and that was in the middle of just Facebook too. Don't forget Facebook.
0:47.5	Just complete birthday fun madness. Cardinals game, and we won an Albert hit a home run,
0:55.9	chop chop, we're in the wildcard playoffs, I made it on the jumbo trend. That's always just tiny
1:03.2	bit embarrassing. It's cool, but I'd rather it be the person sitting next to me, like where I could
1:08.7	be in it, but I don't, don't, I just want to be on it and see myself, but I don't be the focus.
1:13.8	That was super fun, so thanks to the Cardinals for that. And then once you're on the jumbo
1:19.2	trend, then everyone in the stadium who has my phone number is texting. I didn't know you were
1:22.9	going to be here. My cousins were in a fancy suite above me, and I didn't even know I have a
1:28.4	shit ton of cousins, but my cousins were in a fancy suite above me, and so I went up there
1:35.0	to steal free beer out of their suite, which was excellent. He had a bunch of, my friends,
1:41.8	it caused him to, he works with a bunch of union guys, and he's like, yeah, I think they've
1:45.4	gone through a little bit more beer than I said, then you're allowed, then you're supposed to have,
1:51.8	and then I got some golf clubs, but more importantly, so that right now, the tour I'm on is called
1:58.9	Do You Have Any Ranch? The next one is called Boxline, I didn't tie any banjos, and my friend
2:02.9	Haini sent me the tiniest banjo. I know, I don't even know where you would get this. It's the cutest
2:08.6	goddamn thing I've ever seen. It's adorable. And then back to Nashville to see Elton John.
2:22.6	Oh my god, because I said to my friend Brian, we should go, right? I've never seen him, neither
2:28.2	Brian. It's his last deal ever. He's retiring, and I do believe him. I mean, he's 75, and at this point,
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