Episode 110: Fastest Drive-Thru’s, Van Gogh Soup, & The Worst Year To Be Alive

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Princess Yum Yum Kolsch from Denver Brewing Company. She reviews her weekend doing shows in Colorado, raving about the breakfast burrito at Sam’s No. 3 in Denver and the delicious beer that she sampled in Fort Collins.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Cher just listed her Malibu mansion, and Queen Stevie gave a fantastic concert in Nashville.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Pepper Puffs, Newman’s Own Ranch dressing, and Sam’s No. 3 Garlic Serrano Hot Sauce.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Elizabeth Holmes’ trial, fake heiress Anna Delvey’s new life under house-arrest in NYC.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the rare Trojan Roman-era mosaic unearthed in Syria, the remains of a snakey sea creature found in Wyoming, and a Bronze Age village preserved when Vesuvius erupted 2,000 years before Pompeii has been discovered.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about rare red wolves migrating to South Carolina, Tom Brady’s purchase of a professional Pickleball team, oil protesters throw soup at Van Gogh’s “Sunflowers,”, Albertsons and Kroger are merging, Disney raises park admission prices, a pair of 19th-century Levi’s found in an abandoned mine shaft has sold for $87K, William Shatner shares his experience traveling to space on Blue Origin (Shatner’s Rocket Man interpretation), Chick-fil-A has the slowest drive-thru, historians have determined that the worst year to be alive was 536,

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching “Aftershock” on Netflix.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.3	Termites episode one, ten. Isn't that crazy? It is ridiculous. What are we drinking? Well,
0:32.2	where did I go last weekend? Well, I went to Denver, but I was a hub and out of there to go to
0:38.2	Fort Collins, home of what? Fat tire beer, one of my favorite beers. I'm not drinking that right now.
0:44.2	I'm drinking Princess Yum Yum, which is a beer that has raspberry in it. Usually, I don't like
0:50.1	fruit in my beer. Guess what else? I don't like pumpkin. Stop trying to put pumpkin in everything
0:53.6	in October. Some of us are anti pumpkin. Yeah. And Colorado Springs, both which were sold out
1:01.7	and so fun. Great crowds. No problems. No. It was just wonderful. I got to work. My friend
1:08.6	Stephanie McEw opened in Fort Collins, and then my old friend, John Nova said, aka, also known
1:15.5	as hippie man. It's one of the funniest people ever. He was nice. I'd come down and open the show
1:21.8	and Colorado Springs. So fun, fun, fun. And then this week off to Grand Rapids. And Detroit
1:29.9	for two shows. So I think they're mostly sold out. Yeah, they usually will dump, though. This
1:35.8	is a little inside information for people too. All performer people. There's marketing comps
1:44.2	at the venues hold. And then there's the comps I hold, which are tickets. Right. But they usually
1:49.9	don't release those marketing ones to like two weeks out. Maybe a week out. The comps are released.
1:58.1	But so for any show, forget my shows, but any show you might want to go to, you should always
2:03.5	check back like two weeks before the show, maybe a week before the show online because they might
2:09.3	have dumped the marketing comps that they don't need. And then they appear on ticket master.
2:15.5	Well, you can't count on it. I'm just saying, if you go on a seat map and you're like, Oh, I don't
2:20.1	want to sit way up in the nosebleeds. You know, check back. So I'm staying paddles. Check back.
2:27.6	Princess Yum Yum. Delicious little beer from Denver. It is a fun name. And what are we going to
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