Attention everybody! My dams and miss...

was. If you would do me the obligation of having your honor here to four in the room,

Doth right over there, uh, hits.

What?

Big event in that room, 15 minutes.

T-B-T-L!

Yes indeed, this is really happening. That's right, it's Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

As soon as we get the T-B-T out here, I'm sure it's gonna be a great, great show.

You know the irony of using that drop is that it's about half as quiet as anything else,

and it actually creates a kind of a lousy show right at the start. Very ironic that.

Uh, this is episode 182 in a collector's series. My name is Luke Burbank.

I bear no blood relation to the screenwriter of speed, but I am currently on it.

I'm weighing in at 187 pounds. We have a whole bunch of fun stuff for you here on the show today.

We're very excited.

Hi, this is Luke's mom Suzy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Uh, it turns out scientists at the University of Washington have done a study,

and this is not a joke. They think that G-DAR might be a real thing.

But, he's gay.

Um, I was shorter than I expected it to be.

Uh, also, uh, it turns out we're getting huge in Poland.

People from Poland are Poles. They are not Poles.

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