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Childish

Episode 108 - The Family That Tats Together, Chats Together

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The Fitzdogs got family tattoos and now Greg and Erin are going on a camping trip and leaving their adultish children home alone for the first time. What's the worst that could happen? Meanwhile Elliot took his own piggy bank money to Target and used some of it to buy a gift for O-2! A study conclusively shows spanking is detrimental and Chicago Public Schools are making condoms available to students as young as fifth grade. A caller's daughter told a bald-faced-or-is-it-bold-faced lie and another caller needs to feel it.

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0:00.0

It's a summer edition, I'm Greg Fitzsimons, I'm Allison Rosen, together we're gonna

0:29.0

bring you an episode about childish where we deal with advice for your children,

0:34.2

inspirational words, and perhaps a major mistake that I've made in my life.

0:39.8

I don't want to use the words midlife crisis because your past midlife Greg,

0:46.2

but I'm just kidding you are a young pup and you if I don't think it's a

0:53.6

mistake but if it is it's definitely it's an outgrowth of the folly of youth.

0:58.0

A childish decision if you will. It was a childish decision. If you read my

1:05.4

Twitter feed you'll know that last night my family, my daughter turned 18 and

1:12.3

she said from the age of 12 that she wanted a tattoo and we had to stop her

1:18.0

from getting a tattoo which did not stop her by the way from sending away for a

1:23.4

tattoo kit on the internet and somehow getting it without without us

1:28.0

noticing and come like straight from a state prison. Where do you receive this

1:34.9

vagina kit? So she gets it and she proceeds to tattoo her two best friends with

1:45.1

what they thought would disappear after a month. It's now would I know I think

1:52.6

she was right 40 so that was three years ago. They still have the tattoos. One

1:57.3

of them is on the girl's thigh. The other one is on a girl's hip. Is she good? No.

2:06.1

No. So she did that but did she do herself as well? She did her foot. Yeah.

2:13.6

Ouch. So anyway, so we said look you can't get a tattoo until you're 18. That's

2:20.1

the law and so we waited and we said if you wait till you're 18 we'll all do it

2:25.4

together. So guess who turned 18 last week and so we marked you know a tattoo

2:32.4

parlor last night and all four of us got tattooed. I love it. With the same tattoo.

2:39.7

It's so you are like the coolest at this you guys the fifth dogs are the coolest

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