Chaldeche, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid, Chaldeche, Chaldeche, this all freaks me out of it, Chaldeche, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, Chaldeche, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?

Hey, uh, my name's Greg Fitzsimmons.

I'm Allison Rosen. I'm confident that I'm Allison Rosen, whereas Greg, you sound uncertain.

Maybe I'm having an existential dilemma where I think about what does my name really mean?

It's an extrapolation of some kind of ethnic identity my parents might have felt.

Right.

And some moniker showing whether or not my family comes from money because you know, Fitzs means bastard son of like whenever you hear like Fitzgerald, Fitzgibbons, Fitzsimmons, I didn't know that.

It all means that you were the transplanted son from the Gauls and they sent their people over to Ireland and they were given some land

because they were noblemen from wherever they came from, but they weren't true Irish so they were called Fitzs bastard son of.

You know, I didn't know that. I'm just learning this now.

However, why didn't the very first person who knew what it meant decide to change their name?

From Fitzsimmons to something else?

To something that doesn't mean bastard son of.

Well.

I'm sorry I've stumped you.

I don't know. It's true. I mean, I think that my family's been disgraced by this my entire life.

And I don't know what the answer is. I mean, should we go back to Simmons?

Because that was the the Gallic name, the Gauls from the Gauls, which I think are the French.

Yeah, Gauls are French.

Yeah, so I guess the French it was Simone Fitzsimmons was Fitzs Simone.

Greg Warr, Fitzs Simone.

Greg Warr is not a French name, but I've decided it.

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