Episode #1077: Terrifying Terrifying Clowns

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2012

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew swap workout tips and wonder if a birthday clown that terrorizes your children for hire can even be real.

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0:00.0	Yes, Mom, everything's fine.
0:03.0	Really, stop worrying.
0:05.0	I saw the doctor this morning.
0:06.6	He said it's probably not contagious, as long as I, you know, air it out a bit.
0:12.0	I know.
0:14.0	No, no, no, no, no, that smell means it's healing.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	Yeah, like the top layer has to die before the rest of it heals.
0:22.0	T-B-T-L!
0:25.0	Hey there, welcome to a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:33.0	This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
0:36.0	I'm just sitting there on my iPod.
0:39.0	My name is Luke Burbank sitting here putting things onto your iPod.
0:43.0	Another such device.
0:45.0	This is episode 1777 in a collector series.
0:51.0	And I am weighing in at 187 pounds.
1:00.0	It is because yesterday was my birthday and I went out for a big birthday dinner
1:05.0	and I just went, I just went buck wild.
1:09.0	So I'm actually pretty happy about that 187.
1:12.0	You're going to be real happy about this show that we've got dialed up for you on this Wednesday.
1:16.0	Hi, this is Luke's Mom Susie coming tonight on T-B-T-L.
1:20.0	We've got an update on the guy who wrote the hoax blog post about Abraham Lincoln
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