Episode 1057: Eggs Benedict Arnold.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

ICS announces a new feature, leave a voice mail from scoopmail by going to heyscoops.com/contact and scroll down to record you message for air. Jacob makes a friend in an El Cortez bathroom. The boys try to settle some old scoop beef. Scoop mail, pay your sparks. Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is it. It's the part of the show where we thank.
0:06.1	The ice cream truck drivers. Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.1	These are the people that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:12.7	What are their names you ask? Oh, I'm glad you ask.
0:16.2	Their names are Jonathan, Lori Ellsworth, Matt, I want Baby Daughery, Malia, Paul's brother, Paula,
0:23.6	Sarah Boyle, Scoop Kada, Slurpy Cayenne, Motherfucker, and Star Trooper 3,000 Scoop.
0:29.2	These are just some of the ice cream truck drivers in the employee of Matt and Mattingley's
0:34.4	Ice Cream Social. They're out there delivering ice cream to your earholes and preaching fun and doing all the stuff that we do normally and they do it too.
0:44.9	That's right.
0:45.9	That made a lot of sense.
0:47.8	Thank you ice cream truck drivers.
0:49.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, preachy fun.com.
0:52.6	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:55.8	Can I help you?
0:56.4	I miss something in the middle there.
0:58.2	It all made perfect sense.
0:59.9	It was very logical.
1:00.8	Everybody understood it.
1:01.7	I feel not helped.
1:03.1	No, no, no.
1:03.5	No, it was helpful.
1:04.4	It was that you're helped.
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