Episode 1056: Darkcuterie.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

The boys talk with Comedian and Edinburgh stand out about his show, "Chris Grace is Scarlett Johansson", where he's splitting the bill with another incredible fringe fest show by Claire Woolner (www.showclix.com/event/fringeworthy) on December 1st, 2nd. Plus, Jacob goes all spatch cocked and smoked. Matt doesn't watch a movie at Mac King's. Paul sees a commercial promise medicial miracles. Price Is Skrite, Jock Vs. Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.9	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak
0:13.6	you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the
0:20.2	afternoon. Not in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.
0:34.4	Well, hello there!
0:38.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:39.7	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers.
0:44.1	Right now I want to thank Gray Whitaker, Greater Sunday Scoop, Ice Blue Scoop.
0:47.8	I Want a Scoop Baby, Jake Schneider, and Jeff Harris.
0:50.7	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver preaching fun,
0:53.6	that is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver and deliver
0:54.3	that fucking ice cream straight to people's fucking ear holes. Who knows? The life you save may be your own.
1:03.7	That's true. And now, a show. Hey, Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:12.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:12.6	Great.
1:13.6	Let's go.
1:17.7	Is that turkey?
1:18.2	Yeah, that's right.
1:20.3	Oh, you ate so much turkey.
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