Episode 1058: The Two And A Half Bean Compromise.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Dayvid Figler of City Cast Las Vegas is in churn. We dive into his version of Vegas Parking and Weather and why his recipes are so desirable to US Senators. From F1 to Elon's tunnels to Pirate Bars, just what is Las Vegas doing. Then we get our first Audio Scoop Mails! Plus Jock Vs Nerd Scoopardy Trivia.

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0:00.0	It's that time of the show. This is the time of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.7	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers. We don't have a new list yet because it's the first of the month,
0:12.1	but I'd like to say to a special thank you out to all the people who are the ice cream truck drivers over at preaching fun.com.
0:18.6	Preaching fun.com, that is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:23.2	Who knows?
0:24.4	The life you save may be your own.
0:29.8	Probably be your own.
0:31.6	I mean, I imagine the first life you'd save would be your own.
0:33.7	Got to save your own first.
0:35.7	Like, even on the airplane, they tell you to put the thing over your face first.
0:39.5	And then kick the child.
0:40.7	Yeah.
0:41.3	Yeah, because you don't want that child breathing that precious, precious oxygen.
0:44.2	You get yourself, and then you grab the second mask around the dead child.
0:47.4	Did you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:49.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:50.0	Because that gets rid of the liability.
0:51.5	Let's go.
0:53.6	I was following directions.
0:54.8	Truth is, once those masks are down,
0:57.0	just kiss your ass goodbye time.
0:59.1	That's true.
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