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Childish

Episode 104 - Remembrance of Balls Shaved!

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

O1 is back home and Greg's shaving his balls outside. Alison went to Disneyland and we compare notes about our respective Mother's Days. Ever look at something online and instead of envy you experience the opposite? Relief that you aren't doing what's being pictured? Alison experiences intense GIMO (Glad I'm Missing Out) when she sees people post tour dates. Greg agrees the logistics of travel suck ass, which is why he only flies via private, first class, or coach. Plus your lullabies and a 13 year old who's allowed to watch Law and Order: SVU.

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0:00.0

Hey kids, welcome to the uh, Childish Circus.

0:29.2

Childish Circus. It's a circus. You know, it's fun. There's, uh, you never know what you're gonna see.

0:37.1

Uh, at the end of it, you feel a little bit exhausted, but you're giddy.

0:40.9

That's right. And you have the like the taste of peanuts in your mouth.

0:44.4

Because always peanuts in your mouth. Always nuts in your mouth. You, you know,

0:49.6

on this specific edition of the Childish Circus, not only do you never know what you're gonna see,

0:54.8

but you don't know what you're gonna hear. You, you might hear the people at the house next door

0:59.8

who are taking all the, they're like replacing their roof. So they've been removing all these

1:07.2

chunks of roof and it's just been floating into my backyard. And now they're doing something really

1:12.3

loud, which is ideal for podcasting. I'm sure there's no asbestos in that house. What is it from

1:17.1

the 30s, 40s? I'm 100% sure there is no chemical known in the state of California to cause

1:24.5

birth defects. Um, my kids were playing right in the fall zone of the just hunks of asbestos

1:31.6

and lead paint or whatever it is. So we did move them to the other side of the yard.

1:36.8

Well, I hope it's not harming your, your fresh, rich, green grass that you got from Sunday.

1:43.2

This grass is impervious to their, think and try to kill my grass with their roof shingles.

1:50.7

And they're loud noise, but it's not gonna work. Uh-uh. No, not when you get Sunday. The thing

1:56.2

about the Sunday is I think they just got a contract with the NFL. They're doing all the football

2:01.0

fields next season. Really? Nope. Made that up. I believed it. That would be such a good promotion

2:07.4

for them. You know what would be? It would be. It would be. But you know the close second,

2:12.0

Alice and Rosen's lawn. Yep. You know what would be great, Greg? If they actually were a sponsor

2:18.2

on this particular episode, they're not. Yeah. But I like that we're talking about them anyway.

2:23.8

It shows that it's real for us. Okay. We have a lot, a lot, a lot to catch up on. It's been,

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