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Childish

Episode 103 - A Honking Snake Seal!

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

A big fan of the show writes in and calls Alison a honking seal and a snake that's eating its own tail. How can it be both? Plus a baby is born on a Hawaiian flight by a mother who didn't know she was pregnant.

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0:00.0

This song freaks me out, it's childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid, childish, oh shit, who the hell decided I was ready for this?

0:24.0

Hey, hey, hey!

0:27.0

Greg, it's Simmons here from Venice Beach, California.

0:30.0

Allison Rosen here representing Burbank, and yes, there was a slight stutter when we started, but we're so oh natural and organic, we're just gonna keep rolling with it.

0:41.0

You don't even have makeup on, that's how all natural you are.

0:44.0

That's right, but when they look at the photo from this episode, magically I will have makeup on.

0:49.0

Huh.

0:51.0

What do you put on like a base and a little rouge and some lipstick?

0:55.0

Well Greg, I'm glad you asked.

0:58.0

I have many different looks.

1:01.0

There's my just bare minimum day makeup, which would be like filling in my eyebrows and just some light, like maybe lip gloss.

1:09.0

But then there's my TV makeup and then there's my Zoom makeup.

1:13.0

And they're just very neat.

1:15.0

What's Zoom makeup?

1:16.0

Zoom makeup is a full eye and then light foundation and then lip gloss.

1:26.0

It's the whole, it's the whole works, but maybe I don't spend as much time on the foundation.

1:31.0

Wow.

1:32.0

I would somewhere else.

1:33.0

What about you?

1:34.0

What do you do?

1:35.0

I watch my, I shower every like two to three days and I'll wash my face maybe once in between the showers.

1:44.0

I have this Avino moisturizer that I use after I wash my face.

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